HOPALONG247

FEAR MY CRIPPLE MAGIC!
1 Watcher2 Deviations
3.4K
Pageviews

The Soldier by HOPALONG247, literature

The Artist by HOPALONG247, literature

The Soldier by HOPALONG247, literature

The Artist by HOPALONG247, literature

MoscaIsAFgt
patrinaldi
Ramala
Tazihound
StrikerSA
sebreg
Mad-Hatter-LCarol
AtomicCheese
katarina
SurlyQueen
Artaith-21
  • Nov 12, 1988
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
  • He / Him
Badges
Super Llama: Llamas are awesome! (11)
My Bio
I don't have much to say about myself. If I have to say what my most noticable feature is, I would say it's that I have an artificial leg. I've had it since I was 14(21 now). I lost it due to something called "neurofibromitosis."I belive it is the same disorder that the "Elephant Man" had.I don't interact much with the world, not by choice, but due the fact that I am in a wheel chair. I do like the fact that I can creep people out by letting my fake leg fall of and screaming. In any case, my hobbies are gaming, reading, and appreciating fine web art. I don't watch sports because my state's professional teams are horrible. It's depressing! I will die a happy man if the Browns ever win the Super Bowl. I better live a long life then. :) Anyone who looks at my fav's would notice that my favorite animal is the horse or the cow, but I like most animals in general. I have two dogs; a chow, shepherd,rotwieler mix named Buster, and a beagle, great dane(no idea how it happened) named Snoopy. I went to a Mennonite (Amish lite) school, so I try to be as nice as I can. You won't see any deviations from me; however. I can't draw and I'm afraid of blowing up my computer if I try to do something involving downloads, uploads, or cookies.Thanks to those who read!

Current Residence: Ohio
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: Digital
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: 45 caliber
Skin of choice: Zaffre with a hint of xanadu
Favourite cartoon character: Any Road Rover.
Personal Quote: Fear my cripple magic!

Favourite Visual Artist
Picasso and M.C. Escher
Favourite Movies
The Bucket List, Ghost Voyage, Thirteen Ghosts, Stay Alive, and The Fifth Element
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Simple Plan, All-American Rejects, Fall-Out Boy ang Flogging Molly
Favourite Writers
Lee Child, Michael Crichton, Stephen King, and Tom Clancy
Favourite Games
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade
A hammer, rubber duckie, boom box, and some cotton swabs.
Other Interests
Gaming, reading, horror movies, and good music.
I have submitted my second deviation. I added keywords this time, so hopefully more people will be able to find my contributions to the world of poetry. Time for a power nap! ZZZZZZZZZ...
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In

WOW!

0 min read
It has been forever (figuratively speaking) since I last got the energy together to write a journal entry! I don't know what has come over me tonight, but I just hopped on DA and decided that I am going to fav' EVERYTHING I LIKE! I guess this is what happens when you give a guy who has had ADD for his entire life two cups of coffee at two o' clock in the morning! How is everyone, BTW? Seriously.
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In

Asprin, anyone?

0 min read
I just proved yesterday why ice is a disabled-person's natural enemy. I was walking into the mall on the UNSALTED SIDE-WALK when I slipped and crashed headlong into a concrete trash-can. Fortunately, my friend and a bystander were able to help me up. Sometimes it SUCKS having a fake leg. I can't help but think how it would have been infinitely more entertaining if I fell and my leg came off. Now THAT would have been worthi the fall! :)
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In

Profile Comments 49

Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Thank you for faving the Sunny cow [link]

Have a Merry Christmas!
Thanks for the faves :3
Thanks for the :llama: ^_^
Thanks for the fave! =D